Mark is being forced to eat sugar cubes until lunch arrives
10 months ago  

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toast bard ::Plurk Frontpage Promotion::
Mark im not sure that deserved such an accolade
Mark wait a minute, that was all part of your sick and sordid plan though wasn't it.....my least deserving plurk gets promoted
toast bard says can't i just be doing something nice? jeez
Mark you can, you can and you did, im sorry
Mark are you having sleeping problems again
Carl thinks it could be worse, you might have just had to eat it from the bag if they weren't cubed :-D
Mark i have to say i would have been tempted.had there only been a bag of sugar
toast bard says im forever having sleeping problems
toast bard says it must be the terrible terrible things i've done in my life keeping me up at night
toast bard says or maybe i just need to stop playing video games
Mark it's either the terrible things you did, or the video games you're playing
Mark i can't see what else it could possibly be
Mark on a sleeping note, i arrived in iraq 06:30am yesterday morning, and got into work at 08:30am, having had no sleep apart from little naps on
Mark planes
Mark at the time i was thinking 'this is no problem', then later on i kept falling asleep at work
toast bard says How did that lady take the bad news about her shoes
Mark very well, considering she made a cock up too
Mark i mean, she didn't tell me they were for her son
Mark she told me weeks ago that she wanted me to get her shoes when i went to the uk, because hers were getting old
Mark but when she handed me the internet printout of the shoes she wanted, she didn't mention that they weren't for her
Mark but i said id get them next time i go on holiday home
Mark although next time i may not be coming back