alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็
I like how when a tornado is about to kill me, I don't think to make sure I grab contacts & contact solution, even though they're right here
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alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ in front of my face where I'll see them for sure.
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ Though I guess being woken up from a nap might skew my perspective, and/or any ability to think straight
Jacq Daniels Little bit!
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ I also left the wine. What was I thinking
Jacq Daniels But the wine will be sad and lonely now!
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ IT really was
Vitt WHOA WHAT?! ARE YOU ABOUT TO DIE?!?!
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ no, this was like 15hrs ago
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ I'M OKAY
Vitt PLS DON'T DIE
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ but there were funnel clouds and shit
Vitt o_O
Vitt HOW DID I MISS THIS???
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ ironically one by my parent's house which is where i went since they have a basement LOL
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ well
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i wasn't exactly giving a play by play
Vitt holy shit
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ more like getting the fuck out
Vitt i'm glad you're ok
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ but it was only really bad for like an hour, and the wind here was only crazy for like 20 min
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ knockign out power and shit
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ <33333 me too
Vitt next time it happens
Vitt (i mean let's hope there's not a next time first of all)
Vitt i want a giant plurk in all caps saying PENNY I'M IN DANGER GURL
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ well
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ to be fair
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ but next time i will tag you
Vitt oh well
Vitt clearly i'm just unobservant
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ rofl oh man, a tree fell right in front of the door on the other half of my building
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ there's front and back doors but still
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ and CLEARLY
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i was dying and you didn't even notice
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ how rude
Vitt i mean
Vitt i was called an exceptionally pretty hipster today which i thought was rude
Vitt but apparently there's kindness in rudeness
Vitt yours is definitely bigger, granted
Vitt like you could actually have died
Vitt i'm glad you didn't
Vitt and i'm sorry i didn't notice
Vitt wow
Vitt pretty much the worst friend ever <- right here
Vitt She's here one night only, folks! Then karma's coming to kick her ass.
Vitt Dude i don't know if you can tell but i am TIRED.
Vitt T.
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOL
Vitt I.
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ clearly you need sleep
Vitt RED.
Vitt clearly i need more caffeine
Vitt i've had 4 coffees and 3 red bull today
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ omg
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i kinda want a red bull
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i haven't had one in years
Vitt i kinda want more
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i think i'm just craving anytihng that isn't water, really
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ or gross disgusting as tea bag tea
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ ass*
Vitt i'm going to google "gross disgusting ass tea bag" and see what comes up
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ speaking of googling, liq quit giving us words to google
Vitt omg you amazing i was waiting for it to load
Vitt because of my stupid ass connection
Vitt I EXPECTED NO LESS FROM YOU GOOGLE
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOL
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ why am i googling this anyway
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ gross and dsigusting are not something you type into google
Vitt LOL 
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ why is there so much balut omg
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOL
Vitt best
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOLOLOLOL that first one
Vitt google phrase
Vitt ever
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ I will admit
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ it's quite diverse
Vitt totes
Vitt da fuq is balut?
Vitt lolwut 
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ that filipino food that's like a growing chicken in an egg and you peel the egg off and eat the chicken 
Vitt ohhh yeah ew
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ rofl that teapot
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ THERE'S EVEN POLITICAL COMMENTARY https://encrypted-tbn1.g...
Vitt right?!
Vitt ofc... 
Vitt HAHAHAHAHA 
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ and language learning https://encrypted-tbn1.g...
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOL
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ sdaklfjdska
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ OMFDLGKDSL;
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ like i can't
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ i just
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ can't
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ at least there's this 
Vitt yeah no way i'm going to website called BAD SPIDER BITES DOT OCM
Vitt COM*
Vitt fuck off
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ itt's jsut a pic of a spider
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ but omg
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ liek i didn't even go ot the site, i just copied the pic url for google, fuck that
alice ส็(ಠ益ಠส็ LOL
Vitt can you imagine
Vitt what jeff would've found
Vitt shudders
