Mrs. Khan says both my babies are sleeping and snoring. Love, love, love! - love my cat too, but she's still up and about.
Mrs. Khan says for the first time in awhile I was invited out by a group of people. I was really looking forward to tonight. BUT, my teenager did something ridiculously stupid and i need to stay home with her tonight
Mrs. Khan says Do you remember 9 1/2 weeks? How can 50 shades come close?! 
Nine 1/2 Weeks Trailer 1986 Movie Mickey Rourke Kim ...
Nine 1/2 Weeks Trailer 1986 Movie Mickey Rourke Kim ... Mrs. Khan says I just made a manhattan. It's like candy! No wonder I get drunk on these - I can't have just one.
Mrs. Khan says I always find it odd when I tell people I play WOW and they have no idea what that is. Clueless even when I say World of Warcraft. I mean, it's huge!
Mrs. Khan says sometimes I get tired of the person who always responds with "been there, done that" or some variation thereof