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Lawrence Coffey

Rancho Cordova, CA, United States

Won't someone adopt me? I'm housebroken and trainable. I probably won't pee on your newspaper while you're reading it. And my training usually requires whips and leather.

Other than that, I'd make a nice pet.

Go ahead, friend me. I dare ya!



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